I get asked a lot of questions about Canada. For example: Do we all live in igloos? Yes. Of course we do. The igloos keep the polar bears at bay because they can't fit in the door.

We all shop online at SEARS. We LOVE our beer, our hockey and our Timbits. The BEST maple syrup is found in Canada.

Canadians say 'eh'... but you know what?? So do Americans. It's a mid-west American / mid-west Canadian thing. Sure you hear it in other parts, but it is mainly in the middle.

We claim the fame of Justin Bieber. Celine Dion, yes, she's Canadian  but we deny it; actually some people deny that The Biebs is Canadian. Alanis Morissette, Russell Peters, Jim Carrey - all Canadian... well Jim snubbed us so he's American now.

Oh.... and we do NOT leave our doors unlocked like Michael Moore claims; one farm out of the entire country does not make the status quo.

[my mother sent this image to me so if you know who did it let me know who to credit cuz I don't know, eh]