Being a redhead has never had me hating my haircolour, only the statements that come along with it.

"Red on top fire below?"

"Do the curtains match the drapes?" Clearly an idiot said this to me as curtains are drapes.

I'm sure what he meant was 'Does the carpet [below] match the drapes [on top]' I wasn't going to correct him.

And the great makeup tips:

"Wear browns and greens on your eyes." Um. I'm a celebrity hair & makeup artist of 20 years. Sure, we can sport these colours but BORING!! [try teals, turquoise, bronze, purples....]

The latest off of BellaSugar Au:

Seeing red: "The only men who like redheads are Irish. I can’t get my millionaires to date a redhead — it has nothing to do with me. I can’t make my millionaires pick what I want; it’s not me; it’s the men. I’m just the distributor." As quoted from the hit show Millionaire Matchmaker straight-talking dating guru Patti Stanger

So, maybe as a matchmaker she has knowledge that I don't have BUT... fellow Redheads who maybe single: I have never dated an Irishman.

Sorry, I just can't get past the fact that they all look Howdy Doody. [Note: I know not all Irish men have red hair]

I can also tell you, as a married redhead - my husband is neither Irish nor poor. [insert 'M' word here]

FYI: We Redheads populate less than 2% of the world's population. It used to be more but the dark-haired people are pushing us out. Actually, we should be protected on the endangered species list.

Some Notable Redhead Beauties:

I could go on...

And if this comes to mind, you're an idiot.

Apologies. That was uncalled for. Must be my hysterical, fiery Redhead temper.